Yet another valentines day and i have no valentine! Its so depressing man! I just don't understand it! im good looking right? i've got a good personality! i've never done anyone wrong(for the most part....). I mean come on! i've yet to have my first kiss AND the only girl that ever liked me was SO DAMN UGLY! and to add insult to injury the one person that I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE the most has already lost his virginity! WHY?! I can't get a girl to kiss me,but he can get someone to bang?....or bang him..(hes gay). but still it makes no sense. why would anyone want him when they have ME?! i am soooo much better looking than he is! had the gall to actually say he was good looking.....BULLSHIT! The only way he'd be able to show off his looks is if he was in a dog show! the bastard! when is my ship gonna come in? When will it be my turn to explore someones cave? WHEN!

HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINES!